Jesus feels envious of Freud's superior grooming skills which leads to some thrilling revelations about stuff found in beards. This is the episode the Illuminati doesn't want you to know about!

All psychoanalyst's take the month of August off. That's so they can all get together and talk shit about their patients. Will Jesus survive the three weeks without his daily sessions? Will Freud feel guilty for leaving his needy patients behind for his selfish pleasures? Will we ever see either of them actually move? There's only one way to find out, WATCH!!

Freud has mixed feelings when Jesus gives him a special mixtape. Is Freud being naive thinking he can he accept this gift without giving something in return? After all, Jesus spent time and effort, and some money, on this gift, of course he expects something back. Ugh, men.

Having two dad's is making Jesus' life totally messed! None of the other kids at school have two dads and it's making him hate his life. Can Freud get Jesus to turn a corner before it's too late? The answer is no.

Freud is very surprised when Jesus mistakes Valentines Day with the non-existent Organ Donor Day. Hilarity ensues when Jesus starts to go into shock right there in the session. Liv-er Let Die!

Jesus deliberately swallows a bug and wants Freud to make it all better. Freud tries to convince Jesus to try a new, very unorthodox treatment from Asia.

Trigger warning! The term Asian is used intentionally and ironic racism is employed to get cheap laughs out the sufferings of real people. We are sorry in advance and will probably commit Seppuku after this episode airs.

Freud faces the greatest challenge of his illustrious career as he tries to put an end to Jesus' obsession with Bob Denver. Jesus resists Freud's attempts as he has already convinced a divorcee and her three kids that he is Bob Denver's friend and they are expecting an autographed picture. Jesus is willing to sacrifice his mental health to make trailer park children smile.

Jesus is tired of his boring job as the saviour of mankind. Ever the entrepreneur, he starts his own side business: a cock fighting ring. Freud tries to balance between being supportive while explaining that this could be a bad choice. With a cameo appearance by madcap comic, Rip Taylor!