Sam and Pat Are Depressed
Roommates Sam and Pat use comedy to navigate the complexities and awkwardness of their individual therapy experiences. Sam frets over how long it takes her to introduce herself to new therapists and whether she’s being rude to them, while Pat worries about depressing his therapist and accidentally getting himself put on suicide watch because of poorly-timed nihilistic humor.
Depressed roommates Sam and Pat help each other navigate the inherent awkwardness of therapy through profanity, humor, and take out. *2020 note* Chris Cherry/Pat have come out as trans women! Future seasons (starting with the 2020 Halloween special ep) will reflect this.
Sam and Pat return for more tales of therapy and friendship!
*2020 note* Chris Cherry/Pat have come out as trans women! Future seasons (starting with the 2020 Halloween special ep) will reflect this.
A new season!
I'm Depressing My Therapist
Pat worries that he’s depressing his therapist and confers with Sam about strategies to mitigate this. Sam plays video games. They order pizza.
Breaking in a New Therapist
Sam complains about how long it takes to introduce herself and her background to a new therapist. Pat fixes a pipe. They order tacos.
What Does Your Therapist Think of Me?
Pat tattles on Sam to his therapist, which turns into a battle of which of their therapists has a more accurate read on their friendship. Sam does yoga. They order Chinese.
Am I Being Rude to My Therapist?
Sam frets about being rude to her therapist if she doesn’t engage in mutual small talk at the beginning of their sessions. Pat crafts a letter. They order burgers.
I Cyberstalked My Therapist
Pat crosses an ethical line when he cyberstalks his therapist out of curiosity and struggles with how to manage the guilt without therapy. Sam tries on some outfits. They order Pho.
No Boyz Allowed
Sam considers switching therapists before realizing that the only other options in her insurance network are male, which is a no-go. Pat paints. They order Mediterranean.
My Therapist Thinks I'm Depressed
Pat vents about how censoring his dark, nihilistic humor makes it harder to communicate effectively with his therapist. Sam snacks. They order Indian.
I Have to Come Out to My Therapist
Sam puzzles about how to come out as asexual to her therapist without it becoming ‘a whole thing.’ Pat hangs some photos. They order sushi.
Is It Helping?
Sam and Pat play a drinking game and discuss whether or not therapy is helping them. They order pizza.
My Therapy Talk Got Cock Blocked
Pat returns from therapy with a theory that could change his entire mental health journey. Sam plays video games and reveals a secret that might change her own. They order pizza.
My Therapist Is Too Attractive
Sam returns from therapy frustrated that her new therapist is so hot it makes being vulnerable confusing. Pat passive-aggressively attempts to make a change to their routine while playing with yarn. They order Mexican food.
My Therapist Gave Me Homework
Pat returns from therapy with homework, eliciting a jealous Sam to intercept as she measures and records the measurements of various body parts. They go to a 24 hour deli.
My Therapist Thinks We’re Soulmates
Sam returns from therapy with a thought that sends Pat through a series of upsetting flashbacks. They order barbeque.
Am I Mansplaining To My Therapist?
Pat returns from therapy concerned his anxiety is getting in the way of being a good ally. Sam packs a box. They order Greek food. Written by Chris Cherry.
My Therapist Is Shipping Me
Sam returns from therapy furious about her therapist's perception of her relationships. Pat builds a tower to the gods. They order pasta.
My Therapist Is None of Your Business
Pat returns from therapy and mysteriously says nothing about his session. Sam observes some eggs. They order nice ramen. Written by Chris Cherry.
My Therapist Thinks I'm a Bad Person
Sam returns from therapy fretting that her hot therapist might have the wrong impression of her personality. Pat gets festive. They order deli food.
Will It Work?
Sam and Pat play their favorite drinking game, with a twist that may change their relationship forever. They eat pizza.
Sam and Pat discuss their experiences with remote therapy during the 2020 COVID-19 pandemic. Pat makes a puppet. Sam makes a deal.